Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..
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Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above
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Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.
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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.
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Santa: roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.
Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu,
Shravan chal rahe hain na.
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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.
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Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki
advertise bahut aati hai na.
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai!
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Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??
Read More Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi at Jokesmasti.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..
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Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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.
.
.
Same As Above
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Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.
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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.
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Santa: roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.
Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu,
Shravan chal rahe hain na.
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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.
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Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki
advertise bahut aati hai na.
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai!
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Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??
Read More Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi at Jokesmasti.
