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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA*
movies on school
1. School-Yaadein
2. Principal -Jaani Dushman
3. Classes -Kabhi kabhi
4. Canteen-Kabhi alvida na kehna
5. Course-Godzilla
6. Exams - Kalyu 7. Examination hall-Chamber of secret
8. Exam-time - Qayamat se qayamt tak
9. Question paper - Paheli
10. Answer paper - Kora kagaz
11. Cheating - chupke chupke
12. Paper out - Plan 13. Examiner - The killer
14. Last exam - Independence day
15. Paper correction - Andha kanoon
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban
jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!
Sabhi student ko Infom kiya jata
hai ki wo apne results aane se
pehle
.
.
... .
.
.
.
Ghar ki sab
.
Chapallen
belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhaDu
wipar
etc.
Chupa de..
.
Nahi to Result kharab aaya to
khamakha padosiyo ko free
Action Drama dekhne ko
miljayega...
Samandar bhar course h,
Nadi bhar padh pate h,
Baalti bhar yad rahta h,
Mug bhar likh pate h,
Chullu bhar Number aate hai,
Usme Doob k mar jate hai..
YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
.
Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
.
ko
.
zabardasti
.
.
.
"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.
टीचर - “मेरे पापा काम पर गए हैं”– इसका future tense बताओ ?
स्टूडेंट - वो कल भी जायेंगे ….. किसी के बाप में हिम्मत हो तो रोक के दिखाए ….!!!
papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
1 tree katne se 2000 exam papers bante he,
Agar ham sab students mil kar
Exam na dene ka faisla kare to
Socho kitne ped bacha sakte he...
Aakhir ham hi to Des ka Future He,
Stop Global Warning "Save Tree" STOP EXAMS.
Is msg Ko Har Student Ko Bhejo
"EXAM HATAO" Tree Bachao....
Answers in Exams by non medical
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!
Collage related movies. Exams- WELCOME Claas-DHOOM Q.paper- RAAZ Copy-MAJBOOR Marks-nayak Final exam-MURDER Fail-YE TO HONA HI THA Paas-CHAMATKAR.
Cricket has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: 1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50 2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins 3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans 4.Ist 15 mins power play
LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA*
movies on school
1. School-Yaadein
2. Principal -Jaani Dushman
3. Classes -Kabhi kabhi
4. Canteen-Kabhi alvida na kehna
5. Course-Godzilla
6. Exams - Kalyu 7. Examination hall-Chamber of secret
8. Exam-time - Qayamat se qayamt tak
9. Question paper - Paheli
10. Answer paper - Kora kagaz
11. Cheating - chupke chupke
12. Paper out - Plan 13. Examiner - The killer
14. Last exam - Independence day
15. Paper correction - Andha kanoon
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban
jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!
Sabhi student ko Infom kiya jata
hai ki wo apne results aane se
pehle
.
.
... .
.
.
.
Ghar ki sab
.
Chapallen
belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhaDu
wipar
etc.
Chupa de..
.
Nahi to Result kharab aaya to
khamakha padosiyo ko free
Action Drama dekhne ko
miljayega...
Samandar bhar course h,
Nadi bhar padh pate h,
Baalti bhar yad rahta h,
Mug bhar likh pate h,
Chullu bhar Number aate hai,
Usme Doob k mar jate hai..
YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
.
Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
.
ko
.
zabardasti
.
.
.
"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.
टीचर - “मेरे पापा काम पर गए हैं”– इसका future tense बताओ ?
स्टूडेंट - वो कल भी जायेंगे ….. किसी के बाप में हिम्मत हो तो रोक के दिखाए ….!!!
papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
1 tree katne se 2000 exam papers bante he,
Agar ham sab students mil kar
Exam na dene ka faisla kare to
Socho kitne ped bacha sakte he...
Aakhir ham hi to Des ka Future He,
Stop Global Warning "Save Tree" STOP EXAMS.
Is msg Ko Har Student Ko Bhejo
"EXAM HATAO" Tree Bachao....
Answers in Exams by non medical
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!
Collage related movies. Exams- WELCOME Claas-DHOOM Q.paper- RAAZ Copy-MAJBOOR Marks-nayak Final exam-MURDER Fail-YE TO HONA HI THA Paas-CHAMATKAR.
Cricket has reached exciting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: 1.Reduce exam time by 1 hr n marks by 50 2.Introduce strategic breaks after each 30 mins 3.Give free hit marks where students can frame their own questions n write ans 4.Ist 15 mins power play
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