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सर्दी भगाने का अचूक नुस्खा

सर्दी भगाने का अचूक नुस्खा. गले पर whisky की मालिश करें... भीतर की तरफ से.

वो बोलती है

वो बोलती है - मुझे आईफोन 6 दिला दे . . अब उसे कौन समझाए , कि मैं खुद नोकिया की बैटरी में कागज फँसा कै दिन काट रहा हूँ !!!!!

तुम्हे पता है मुझे

Me: तुम्हे पता है मुझे तुमसे related हर एक चीज पसंद है.... . . She: जैसे कि??? . . Me: जैसे कि तुम्हारी सहेली प्रिया . . *गालियां & blocked*

जो मचछर से डर जाता है

जो मचछर से डर जाता है, उसका खून भी लाल होता है। .... .... जो शेर से लड़ जाता है उसका खून भी लाल होता है।।।। .... ... लेकिन एक अजब खून का जलवा तो गजब ठाट का होता है!!!!!!!!!!!. . ... .... जो मौत को भी ललकारे वो खून "हमारे जवान"का होता है!!!!!!!!"

Ek Mashwra

Ek Mashwra" *take care* . "Ek Request" *bhul na jna* . "Ek Tamana" *khush rho* . "Ek Khwahish" *Apka sath* . "Ek Such" *I MISS YOU......... Heart

Mohabbat Dilo Ko Awara Banati Hai

Mohabbat Dilo Ko Awara Banati Hai, Gardish Me Rahne Walo Ko Sitara Banati Hai, Mohabbat Control Me Rahe To Ok Warna, Kisi Ko Mummy To Kisi Ko Papa Banati Hai

Santa Banta Jokes SMS in Hindi

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

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Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above

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Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.

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Santa: roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.
Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu,
Shravan chal rahe hain na.

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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.

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Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki
advertise bahut aati hai na.

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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai!

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Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

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