Banta ne apane dost santa ko jaanakaaree di

Banta ne apane dost santa ko jaanakaaree di: -

Yaar aaj bas mein aate vakt meree jeb kat gaee par meree beebee ne mera paisa bacha liya.

Santa ne aashchary prakat karate huye kaha- achchha! to kya bhaabheejee ne us jebakatare ko pakad liya tha?

Banta- are nahin yaar, vah to bas mein mere saath thee hee nahin?

Santa- to phir unhonne tumhaare paise kaise bachaaye?

Banta- are yaar, usane to mere jaagane se pahale bade sabere hee mera batua khaalee kar diya tha...!!

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Santa Joke in English

Once Santa’s Wife (Kamalpreet) Was Driving, When She Saw The
Flash Of A Traffic Camera.

Kamalpreet Figured That Her Picture Had Been Taken For Exceeding
The Limit Even Though She Knew That She Was Not Speeding....!!!

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Santa Ki Job Joke in Hindi

इंटरव्र्यूवर: - आपने पिछली जॉब क्यों छोड़ी...?
संता: - क्योंकि कंपनी शिफ्ट हो गई और मुझे बताया
ही नहीं कहां हुई... :)

पार्टी के दौरान संता का दोस्त

पार्टी के दौरान संता का दोस्त बंता उसके
पास आया और सामने खड़ी एक मोटी और
काली महिला को देखकर बोला:
देखो वो महिला कितनी काली और बदसूरत
लगती है ना.
संता : हां! बिलकुल ठीक कह रहे हो तुम.
वो मेरी पत्नी है.
बंता : सॉरी, बुरा मत मानना यार.
संता : बुरा नहीं मानूंगा! बस यही बात तुम
मेरी पत्नी के मुंह पर कह दो तो.

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Santa Banta Jokes SMS in Hindi

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

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Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above

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Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya
ab aap humko khus kar do.
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen, ab tu baith main nachta hun.

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Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.

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Santa: roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.
Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu,
Shravan chal rahe hain na.

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A Khubsoorat Si Ladki
Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao,
Santa Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya.

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Santa -Jab bhi wife mera
photo apne mobile se click karti hai
mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki
advertise bahut aati hai na.

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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai!

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Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..
Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

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Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.

Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?