Saturday 18 March 2017

Best Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

Double Meaning Hindi Jokes

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui,
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na...!!!


BIWI ko Din me karoge to wo SUST rahegi Sham ko karoge to CHUST rahegi Roj karoge to TANDURAST rahegi Karte rahoge to KHUSH rahegi.....!!!


Girl: plz mere ghar pe aao na. Boy : nahi main nahi aaunga. Girl: Q Boy: main aaunga to uppr chadna padega. . . . . Wo bhi 9 floor upper.



EXAM Aur S@X ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya....!!! :) :)


Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya....!!! :)


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