Jokes Funny SMS

1Bar 1 ladki nadi me kudne wali thi...
pool se..
tavi 1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka aur kaha..
agar tum sucide karne jaa rhi hoto mujhe 1 kiss deti jao...
ladki boli..ok aur usne ladke ko esi lambi aur gahri
kiss di ki ladke ko aaj tak kv na mili waisi kiss..
fir ladke ne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah pucha to
ladki
ne
btaya..mere ghar walo ko pasand ni ki mai ladki
ban kr ghumu..
mera naam neelesh yadav hai..

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Funny SMS Jokes

Taaj kuch logo ke liye khaas hai,
Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai.
Hamare liye yeh bakwaas hai,
Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz hai.

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Santa to banta Santa :- yaar tu abhi kaha hai bhai Banta :- yaar mai abhi potty kr raha hu.. Santa :- jaldi aana be. Banta :- 30 minute lagega. Santa :- kya bola ? Banta :- are pagal yaha se mujhe tere ghar pahuchne me.. He he

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Calendar of Love

Calendar of Love:
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chat
June = Date
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead!

Mày Úr Christmas timè bè bright

Mày Úr Christmas timè bè bright
from d mòmènt it starts,
With màny wòndèrful things
thàt brings jòy 2 yòur heàrt,
& mày èach day, thròughòut d yèar,
Bring èven mòre gladnèss & chèer.
Mèrry Christmàs & à Hàppy Nèw Yèar!

Best christmas sms/quotes

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Merry Christmas.

Beautiful christmas quotes

From home to home and heart to heart,
From one place to another,
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer to each other.
Merry X-Mas

Seekh gaya, seekh gaya

Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya....
Idea Internet Network (IIN) se main bhi banana sikh gaya....
Father: Kya? Drone banana..?
Son: Nahi, Chutiya banana..

आज का ज्ञान

आज का ज्ञान -
दोस्त और बीबी को कभी विश्वास दिलाने की जरुरत नही होती .
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क्यूकी
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दोस्त कभी शक नही करता ,
और बीबी कभी यकीन नही करती tongue.png
ज्ञान समाप्त . :)

Punch Of The Day

Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!!

Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha

Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni - Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tum mere ghar aye
the to pure 200 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na...........