कंजूस लड़की दुकानदार से: - ऐसा साबुन दो जो कम घिसे और नहाने के बाद चेहरे पे लाली लाये...!!!
दुकानदार नौकर से: - मेडम को एक ईट का टुकड़ा दे दो...!!! :) :)
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Taaj kuch logo ke liye khaas hai, Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai. Hamare liye yeh bakwaas hai, Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz hai.
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Santa to banta Santa :- yaar tu abhi kaha hai bhai Banta :- yaar mai abhi potty kr raha hu.. Santa :- jaldi aana be. Banta :- 30 minute lagega. Santa :- kya bola ? Banta :- are pagal yaha se mujhe tere ghar pahuchne me.. He he