Funny SMS Jokes

Taaj kuch logo ke liye khaas hai,
Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai.
Hamare liye yeh bakwaas hai,
Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz hai.

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Santa to banta Santa :- yaar tu abhi kaha hai bhai Banta :- yaar mai abhi potty kr raha hu.. Santa :- jaldi aana be. Banta :- 30 minute lagega. Santa :- kya bola ? Banta :- are pagal yaha se mujhe tere ghar pahuchne me.. He he

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