Ulta Pulta Funny Joke in Hindi

Ek baar ek aadamee ke ghode ko kabz ho jae to vah jaanavaron ke doktar ke paas gaya bola, "doktar saahab mere ghode ko bahut hee buree tarah se kabja ho gaya hai, jis kaaran se vah theek se shauch bhee nahin ja raha hai . "

Aadamee kee baat sunakar doktar ne use ek golee dee aur bola, "yah lo pet kee saphaee karane vaalee golee hai, aap ise pashu ko davaee dete hue nalee mein rakhakar use ek sira ke ghode ke munh mein daal dena chaahie aur doosaree taraph se phoonk maarane ke lie to pot hors ke pet mein chalee jae, aur kuchh der baad hee aap dekhoge kee ghodon ke shauch ko bilkul saamaany ho jae aur usakee pet bhee bilkul saaph ho jae. "

Doktar ka baat sun aadamee davaee lene ghar chala gaya

Kuchh der baad jab doktar ne apanee chikitsaalay mein baitha tha to aadamee ko badamaash sa apana pet pade doktar ke paas aaya, jise dekhakar doktar ne us se poochha, "he bhaee kya hua to tumhaaree haalat badee mushkil lag rahee hai?"

Aadamee: are doktar saahab kya bataoon ye sab ghode ko davaee dene ke chakkar mein ho gaya.

Doktar: vo kaise?

Aadamee: are doktar saahab, tumane ghoda ko davaee dene ka tareeka bata diya, main bilkul vaisa hee kiya bas kismat hee bura tha ki mere se pahale ghode phoonk maar diya.... :)

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